With fork-related accidents up by 7% and the teaspoon declared hazardous (size-to-injury ratio), there has never been a better time to polish your cutlery safety awareness. Join safety expert Ian Crawford as he serves his signature safety tips alongside all-new sharp material in this cutting-edge show.

“Forking good health and safety-based comedy” – TheWeeReview.com ★★★★

“A well-honed performance that is, above all, good, silly fun” – TheReviewsHub.com ★★★★

"One of the funniest acts I’ve ever seen!" – Logan Murray (2025) author of 'Be a Great Stand-Up'

“What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!” – British Comedy Guide

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